For the days when the world is moving way too fast and you’ve decided to operate exclusively at sloth-speed. This tee features our resident Stoner Sloth, looking absolutely peak-vibes in a tie-dye beanie, clutching his stash and a bottle of "chill out." It’s a masterclass in kaleidoscopic color and zero-stress energy.
Whether you’re actually a connoisseur of the green or you’ve just perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing, this shirt is your new uniform. It’s loud, it’s trippy, and it’s a total mood for anyone who believes that "hurrying" is a myth.
Why you need this:
Vibrant Chaos: High-detail, colorful graphic that pops against any background.
Ultimate Chill Vibes: Perfect for festivals, lazy Sundays, or just confusing the neighbors.
The Perfect Gift: Ideal for your favorite slow-mover or the friend who always has "the snacks."
Whether you’re horizontal on a couch in Hamilton or wandering through a market in Melbourne, we’ve got you covered with quick-fire shipping across NZ and AU.
The Nitty Gritty Check the footer below for the full lowdown on shipping and our Tee specs. We use top-tier DTF tech so your shirt stays looking sharp and the sarcasm stays loud, wash after wash. It’s quality apparel for people who don't do "generic."
Choose Your Perfect Tee Vibe!
First, a quick note on our fits:
Our Relaxed Fit (Mens Label) tees offer a comfortable, classic drape that suits many body types – often chosen by women for a casual, effortless look.
Our Ladies Fitted tees offer a more tailored silhouette that hugs your curves with sass.
To find your perfect match, select your 'Fit/size and colour below! Refer to our detailed size chart images to ensure maximum comfort and sass.
Put it on, slow down, and let the tie-dye do the talking.
For the days when the world is moving way too fast and you’ve decided to operate exclusively at sloth-speed. This tee features our resident Stoner Sloth, looking absolutely peak-vibes in a tie-dye beanie, clutching his stash and a bottle of "chill out." It’s a masterclass in kaleidoscopic color and zero-stress energy.
Whether you’re actually a connoisseur of the green or you’ve just perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing, this shirt is your new uniform. It’s loud, it’s trippy, and it’s a total mood for anyone who believes that "hurrying" is a myth.
Why you need this:
Vibrant Chaos: High-detail, colorful graphic that pops against any background.
Ultimate Chill Vibes: Perfect for festivals, lazy Sundays, or just confusing the neighbors.
The Perfect Gift: Ideal for your favorite slow-mover or the friend who always has "the snacks."
Whether you’re horizontal on a couch in Hamilton or wandering through a market in Melbourne, we’ve got you covered with quick-fire shipping across NZ and AU.
The Nitty Gritty Check the footer below for the full lowdown on shipping and our Tee specs. We use top-tier DTF tech so your shirt stays looking sharp and the sarcasm stays loud, wash after wash. It’s quality apparel for people who don't do "generic."
Choose Your Perfect Tee Vibe!
First, a quick note on our fits:
Our Relaxed Fit (Mens Label) tees offer a comfortable, classic drape that suits many body types – often chosen by women for a casual, effortless look.
Our Ladies Fitted tees offer a more tailored silhouette that hugs your curves with sass.
To find your perfect match, select your 'Fit/size and colour below! Refer to our detailed size chart images to ensure maximum comfort and sass.
Put it on, slow down, and let the tie-dye do the talking.
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