QUIZ TIME: WHAT MUG OR TEE VIBE ARE YOU?

🐄 Because your mug or tee says way more about your personality than you think… (and some of you should be concerned).

THE QUIZ

1. How do you start your morning?

A. Soft music, fluffy socks, wholesome energy 🌸

B. Sass, chaos, and three alarms because you fear commitment 🔥

C. Giggling at your own jokes before you’ve even had caffeine 😏

D. Moo-ing at cows or sending animal reels to everyone 🐮

E. Already plotting world domination (or just surviving) with a mischievous grin 😈

F. Saying “Kia ora!” and cracking open an L&P at 10am 🥝

2. Pick your comfort drink:

A. Hot chocolate with marshmallows (a cinnamon roll in human form)

B. Triple-shot latte with a side of attitude

C. Something a little… naughty 👀

D. Milk. Obviously. Dairy-core.

E. Coffee that makes you laugh mid-sip

F. Anything Kiwi-flavoured — Pineapple Lumps included

3. Your friends describe you as:

A. The soft girl / emotional support friend

B. The weapon — sharp, spicy, iconic

C. The chaos goblin (we love you, we fear you)

D. The cow-obsessed legend

E. The group chat liability (HR has you on a watchlist)

F. The Kiwi icon / “sweet as” incarnate

4. Your ideal weekend:

A. Nature walk, candles, wholesome vibes

B. Talking smack with the girlies

C. Doing something questionable (but fun)

D. Patting cows or saving animal reels

E. Laughing until your stomach hurts

F. A fun Kiwi roadie

YOUR QUIZ RESULTS The Highly Scientific Mug & Tee Personality Test

Mostly A’s → 🌸 SOFT BUT SAVAGE You’re the human version of a pastel cardigan who apologises to furniture. Sweet, gentle, but with a surprising edge when pushed.

Mostly B’s → 🔥 SASS MODE You’re a weapon. You have a comeback ready at all times and people fear AND adore you. Your voice notes? Unhinged masterpieces.

Mostly C’s → 😏 LIMITED CHAOS You cope with life via humour. If something goes wrong, you’re already turning it into a meme. People follow you for serotonin.

Mostly D’s → 🐮 COUNTRY & CAFFEINATED Elite human. Farmcore vibes. Your soul animal is a highland cow with a fringe. If it moos, you’re obsessed, and you fuel it with coffee.

Mostly E’s → 😈 AFTER DARK You’re the group chat liability. HR fears you. Your humour is 50% filth, 50% “please don’t say that out loud,” and 100% chaotic energy.

Mostly F’s → 🥝 KIWI CORE You’re proudly Kiwi-coded. You say “sweet as” naturally and love anything with an Aotearoa vibe. You’ll throw hands over who invented pavlova.

WHAT YOUR VIBE SAYS ABOUT YOU

🌸 Soft But Savage You’re everyone’s emotional support human. You apologise to furniture when you bump into it. You smell like vanilla and unbothered happiness. Your chaos level is low — but your blanket collection is high. You look adorable but absolutely have opinions.

🔥 Sass Mode Your tongue is sharper than a barb wire fence. You serve comebacks before coffee. You’re 90% attitude, 10% lip gloss, and 100% the reason your friends say “OMG PLEASE behave.” You don’t start fights — you just finish them with flair. Unleash your inner wild.

😏 Limited Chaos You process trauma like a stand-up comedian. Your coping mechanism is making everyone laugh until they forget their problems. You’re the friend who can turn a disaster into a meme before anyone else has processed what happened. Elite behaviour, with just enough chaos to keep things interesting.

🐮 Country & Caffeinated Your soul is 50% human, 50% Highland cow with a fringe. You are soft, loyal, slightly feral, and weirdly prepared to own livestock. If someone gave you a paddock tomorrow, you’d fill it by sunset. Your vibe is “farmcore but make it chaotic,” fuelled by a good brew.

😈 After Dark You are the group chat liability. HR fears you. Your humour is 50% filth, 50% “please don’t say that out loud,” and 100% chaotic energy. If there’s a line, you don’t just cross it — you sprint over it like a feral cow escaping the paddock. Not safe for work. Or Nana.

🥝 Kiwi Core You are pure kiwi energy — like if L&P, a pōhutukawa, and a chaos goblin had a baby. You will throw hands over who invented pavlova. Your blood type is 30% L&P, 70% Whittaker’s. Your ancestors are proud. You say “sweet as” in situations that are absolutely NOT sweet. You’d fight someone over the correct way to make onion dip.

Now That You Know Your Vibe… Go Claim Your Destiny!

Pick your vibe. Pick your chaos. Pick your mug or tee. (Yes, this is a personality test. Yes, the results are binding.)

“I’m Soft But Savage 🌸” → Shop Soft But Savage

“I’m Sass Mode 🔥” → Shop Sass Mode

“I’m Limited Chaos 😏” → Shop Limited Chaos

“I’m Country & Caffeinated 🐮” → Shop Country & Caffeinated

“I’m After Dark 😈” → Shop After Dark

“I’m Kiwi Core 🥝” → Shop Kiwi Core