For those days when the "Ew" just doesn't cover it. This mug features our signature grumpy, rainbow-maned unicorn, trade-marking a look of pure, unadulterated judgment. If you find yourself rolling your eyes at human interaction before you’ve even had your first sip of caffeine, you’ve just found your soul-vessel.
It’s the ultimate colorful warning label for your desk, kitchen, or office. While the colors say "magical wonderland," the text and those narrow red eyes say "stay at least five meters away from me at all times." It's the perfect gift for introverts, exhausted retail workers, or anyone who simply prefers the company of fictional creatures over real people.
Why you need this:
Zero Ambiguity: A direct message for the chronically overstimulated social battery.
Vibrant Misanthropy: Stunning rainbow aesthetics paired with a hilariously moody expression.
Double-Sided Warning: The design is visible from both sides, ensuring your message is received loud and clear by everyone in the room.
These magical misanthropes are printed with permanent attitude in New Zealand and shipped across the Tasman to Australia faster than an introvert leaving a party.
The Nitty Gritty Check the footer below for the rundown on shipping, mug specs, and our high-quality printing process. These bad boys handle the dishwasher better than we handle Mondays, ensuring your morning brew comes with a side of permanent attitude.
Buy it, fill it, and retreat to your fortress of solitude. We won't tell anyone you're home.
For those days when the "Ew" just doesn't cover it. This mug features our signature grumpy, rainbow-maned unicorn, trade-marking a look of pure, unadulterated judgment. If you find yourself rolling your eyes at human interaction before you’ve even had your first sip of caffeine, you’ve just found your soul-vessel.
It’s the ultimate colorful warning label for your desk, kitchen, or office. While the colors say "magical wonderland," the text and those narrow red eyes say "stay at least five meters away from me at all times." It's the perfect gift for introverts, exhausted retail workers, or anyone who simply prefers the company of fictional creatures over real people.
Why you need this:
Zero Ambiguity: A direct message for the chronically overstimulated social battery.
Vibrant Misanthropy: Stunning rainbow aesthetics paired with a hilariously moody expression.
Double-Sided Warning: The design is visible from both sides, ensuring your message is received loud and clear by everyone in the room.
These magical misanthropes are printed with permanent attitude in New Zealand and shipped across the Tasman to Australia faster than an introvert leaving a party.
The Nitty Gritty Check the footer below for the rundown on shipping, mug specs, and our high-quality printing process. These bad boys handle the dishwasher better than we handle Mondays, ensuring your morning brew comes with a side of permanent attitude.
Buy it, fill it, and retreat to your fortress of solitude. We won't tell anyone you're home.
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