If you own a French Bulldog, you already know this isn't a joke—it’s a daily health and safety warning. This mug features a strikingly accurate (and adorable) illustration of a wide-eyed tan Frenchie, caught mid-toot. It is the definitive vessel for the dog parent who lives in a constant state of "unforeseen emissions."
Whether you’re commuting into an office or just trying to survive the morning brew at home, this mug serves as a beautifully honest warning label for your face. Drink up, stay calm, and for the love of all things holy, do not make any sudden movements or loud noises around the user. You have been warned.
2 colours to choose from
Why you need this:
Brutal Honesty: Finally, a mug that acknowledges the very real (and very smelly) reality of owning a Frenchie.
Vibrant Illustration: Detailed watercolor-style art that captures the essence of a flatulent canine.
The Ultimate Gift: Perfect for new Frenchie parents, seasoned owners, or anyone who simply appreciates a solid fart joke.
These little toot-factories are printed with permanent attitude in New Zealand and shipped across the Tasman to Australia faster than a smell travels through a sealed room.
The Nitty Gritty Check the footer below for the rundown on shipping, mug specs, and our high-quality printing process. These bad boys handle the dishwasher better than we handle Mondays, ensuring your morning brew comes with a side of permanent attitude.
Sip slowly. Any sudden gasps could trigger a catastrophic 💨 event.
If you own a French Bulldog, you already know this isn't a joke—it’s a daily health and safety warning. This mug features a strikingly accurate (and adorable) illustration of a wide-eyed tan Frenchie, caught mid-toot. It is the definitive vessel for the dog parent who lives in a constant state of "unforeseen emissions."
Whether you’re commuting into an office or just trying to survive the morning brew at home, this mug serves as a beautifully honest warning label for your face. Drink up, stay calm, and for the love of all things holy, do not make any sudden movements or loud noises around the user. You have been warned.
2 colours to choose from
Why you need this:
Brutal Honesty: Finally, a mug that acknowledges the very real (and very smelly) reality of owning a Frenchie.
Vibrant Illustration: Detailed watercolor-style art that captures the essence of a flatulent canine.
The Ultimate Gift: Perfect for new Frenchie parents, seasoned owners, or anyone who simply appreciates a solid fart joke.
These little toot-factories are printed with permanent attitude in New Zealand and shipped across the Tasman to Australia faster than a smell travels through a sealed room.
The Nitty Gritty Check the footer below for the rundown on shipping, mug specs, and our high-quality printing process. These bad boys handle the dishwasher better than we handle Mondays, ensuring your morning brew comes with a side of permanent attitude.
Sip slowly. Any sudden gasps could trigger a catastrophic 💨 event.
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