Meet your spirit animal for those mornings where your brain is still loading and your physical speed is capped at 0.5km/h. This tee features our resident Coffee Sloth, looking cozy-as-hell in a slouchy beanie and scarf, clutching a takeaway brew and a smartphone. He’s the patron saint of the slow morning hustle.
Whether you’re scrolling through emails or just staring blankly at the wall until the caffeine kicks in, this sloth gets you. It’s the perfect uniform for those who believe that productivity is a suggestion, but coffee is a mandatory requirement for human existence. Wear it to the office and let people know exactly what level of "hustle" they can expect from you today.
Why you need this:
Relatable Energy: Perfectly captures that "don't talk to me yet" morning vibe.
Detailed Illustration: High-quality, cozy artwork that makes even the earliest start feel a bit more manageable.
The Perfect Gift: Ideal for the office slow-starter, the student pulling an all-nighter, or anyone who lives for their coffee fix.
Whether you’re rocking this in a Melbourne coffee shop or on a farm in Waikato, we’ve got you covered with quick-fire shipping across NZ and AU.
The Nitty Gritty Check the footer below for the full lowdown on shipping and our Tee specs. We use top-tier DTF tech so your shirt stays looking sharp and the sarcasm stays loud, wash after wash. It’s quality apparel for people who don't do "generic."
Choose Your Perfect Tee Vibe!
First, a quick note on our fits:
Our Relaxed Fit (Mens Label) tees offer a comfortable, classic drape that suits many body types – often chosen by women for a casual, effortless look.
Our Ladies Fitted tees offer a more tailored silhouette that hugs your curves with sass.
To find your perfect match, select your 'Fit/size and colour below! Refer to our detailed size chart images to ensure maximum comfort and sass.
Put it on, grab your brew, and take your time. The world can wait for five more minutes.
Meet your spirit animal for those mornings where your brain is still loading and your physical speed is capped at 0.5km/h. This tee features our resident Coffee Sloth, looking cozy-as-hell in a slouchy beanie and scarf, clutching a takeaway brew and a smartphone. He’s the patron saint of the slow morning hustle.
Whether you’re scrolling through emails or just staring blankly at the wall until the caffeine kicks in, this sloth gets you. It’s the perfect uniform for those who believe that productivity is a suggestion, but coffee is a mandatory requirement for human existence. Wear it to the office and let people know exactly what level of "hustle" they can expect from you today.
Why you need this:
Relatable Energy: Perfectly captures that "don't talk to me yet" morning vibe.
Detailed Illustration: High-quality, cozy artwork that makes even the earliest start feel a bit more manageable.
The Perfect Gift: Ideal for the office slow-starter, the student pulling an all-nighter, or anyone who lives for their coffee fix.
Whether you’re rocking this in a Melbourne coffee shop or on a farm in Waikato, we’ve got you covered with quick-fire shipping across NZ and AU.
The Nitty Gritty Check the footer below for the full lowdown on shipping and our Tee specs. We use top-tier DTF tech so your shirt stays looking sharp and the sarcasm stays loud, wash after wash. It’s quality apparel for people who don't do "generic."
Choose Your Perfect Tee Vibe!
First, a quick note on our fits:
Our Relaxed Fit (Mens Label) tees offer a comfortable, classic drape that suits many body types – often chosen by women for a casual, effortless look.
Our Ladies Fitted tees offer a more tailored silhouette that hugs your curves with sass.
To find your perfect match, select your 'Fit/size and colour below! Refer to our detailed size chart images to ensure maximum comfort and sass.
Put it on, grab your brew, and take your time. The world can wait for five more minutes.
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