Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves; you prefer to wear a suggestion for creative produce usage. This tee takes the wholesome "eat your veggies" mantra and gives it a delightfully disturbing Coffee & Moo twist. If you’ve ever looked at a cucumber in the supermarket and thought, "Hmm...", this shirt is calling your name.
It features an offensively cute cartoon eggplant, carrot, banana, and cucumber, all happily oblivious to the bold text above them. It's the perfect conversation starter for when you want people to immediately know you have a black belt in sarcasm (and perhaps a very brave outlook on life).
Why you need this:
Wearable Whimsy (Sort Of): It’s a cute produce cartoon! Wait, no, it isn’t.
Peak Side-Eye: Guaranteed to make grandmas faint and friends snort-laugh when they finally finish reading it.
The Antidote to Boring Clothing: Life is too short for shirts that don't have an R18 implication.
Wear it to the supermarket. We dare you. Whether you’re rocking this at a BBQ in Brisbane or a coffee run in Christchurch, we’ve got you covered with quick-fire shipping across NZ and AU.
Choose Your Perfect Tee Vibe!
First, a quick note on our fits:
Our Relaxed Fit (Mens Label) tees offer a comfortable, classic drape that suits many body types – often chosen by women for a casual, effortless look.
Our Ladies Fitted tees offer a more tailored silhouette that hugs your curves with sass.
To find your perfect match, select your 'Fit/size and colour below! Refer to our detailed size chart images to ensure maximum comfort and sass.
The Nitty Gritty: Check the footer below for the lowdown on our DTF transfers. We use top-tier tech, so your shirt stays looking sharp, and the sarcasm stays loud, wash after wash.
Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves; you prefer to wear a suggestion for creative produce usage. This tee takes the wholesome "eat your veggies" mantra and gives it a delightfully disturbing Coffee & Moo twist. If you’ve ever looked at a cucumber in the supermarket and thought, "Hmm...", this shirt is calling your name.
It features an offensively cute cartoon eggplant, carrot, banana, and cucumber, all happily oblivious to the bold text above them. It's the perfect conversation starter for when you want people to immediately know you have a black belt in sarcasm (and perhaps a very brave outlook on life).
Why you need this:
Wearable Whimsy (Sort Of): It’s a cute produce cartoon! Wait, no, it isn’t.
Peak Side-Eye: Guaranteed to make grandmas faint and friends snort-laugh when they finally finish reading it.
The Antidote to Boring Clothing: Life is too short for shirts that don't have an R18 implication.
Wear it to the supermarket. We dare you. Whether you’re rocking this at a BBQ in Brisbane or a coffee run in Christchurch, we’ve got you covered with quick-fire shipping across NZ and AU.
Choose Your Perfect Tee Vibe!
First, a quick note on our fits:
Our Relaxed Fit (Mens Label) tees offer a comfortable, classic drape that suits many body types – often chosen by women for a casual, effortless look.
Our Ladies Fitted tees offer a more tailored silhouette that hugs your curves with sass.
To find your perfect match, select your 'Fit/size and colour below! Refer to our detailed size chart images to ensure maximum comfort and sass.
The Nitty Gritty: Check the footer below for the lowdown on our DTF transfers. We use top-tier tech, so your shirt stays looking sharp, and the sarcasm stays loud, wash after wash.
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